unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in there…….. im very inspired by this

larapaulussen:

pigeons are really fun to draw

larapaulussen:

pigeons are really fun to draw

regineshair:

Regine Chassagne Reflektor Tour Wardrobe Part 1

<333

brokenescalators:

brokenescalators:

brokenescalators:

my stupid dumb boyf is coming to visit me on sunday we’re gonna go to a photo exhibit and blow bubbles and smooch a lot !!!!!!! i’m so excited oh my god i’m gonna show him off

if he wears cargo shorts i swear to god i swear to Every Fucking God

he’s wearing fucking cargo shorts Fuck This Goddamn Fucking Shit Planet fuck

if he wears cargo shorts tomorrow i swear to god. i swear to fucking god i swear i fucking swear. i told him not to wear those ugly goddamn shorts. fucking fuck.

he wore the shorts just to piss me off. he knew it would piss me off and he did it anyway he wore the goddamn plaid cargo shorts he wore the shorts i swear to god

cooldude10000million:

"skyrim on PC is a completely different experience than consoles. the immsersive mods  will change skyrim from not just a game but to an incredible experience that everyone needs to see for themsel-"

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fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.