this is the scene of the crime
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy
entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in there…….. im very inspired by this
pigeons are really fun to draw
Regine Chassagne Reflektor Tour Wardrobe Part 1
my stupid dumb boyf is coming to visit me on sunday we’re gonna go to a photo exhibit and blow bubbles and smooch a lot !!!!!!! i’m so excited oh my god i’m gonna show him off
if he wears cargo shorts i swear to god i swear to Every Fucking God
he’s wearing fucking cargo shorts Fuck This Goddamn Fucking Shit Planet fuck
if he wears cargo shorts tomorrow i swear to god. i swear to fucking god i swear i fucking swear. i told him not to wear those ugly goddamn shorts. fucking fuck.
he wore the shorts just to piss me off. he knew it would piss me off and he did it anyway he wore the goddamn plaid cargo shorts he wore the shorts i swear to god
"skyrim on PC is a completely different experience than consoles. the immsersive mods will change skyrim from not just a game but to an incredible experience that everyone needs to see for themsel-"
Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.
I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.