unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

i found my dad’s old glasses and i’m wearing them because they’re rad except i can’t see anything + also i’m wearing one of his old shirts as jimjams so………..u can call me Princess Dad

i found my dad’s old glasses and i’m wearing them because they’re rad except i can’t see anything + also i’m wearing one of his old shirts as jimjams so………..u can call me Princess Dad

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E

primarchvakarian:

my brother had a beyblading accident today

jackviolet:

The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign.

The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department. So far, days of outrage and protest have still not brought any justice to Mike Brown.

In America, in 2014, the life of a black man is valued less than that of a dog.

Literally.

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

cy-lindric:

Where are the A Series of Unfortunate Events animated series we all deserve ?

cy-lindric:

Where are the A Series of Unfortunate Events animated series we all deserve ?